good IRC moments

you might want to save them for later. make sure they're short though, and not just funny in context unless the context fits in a short quote.

also if you are funny enough to be quoted then you will be quoted by someone else...so please don't quote yourself!

[23:52:29] <@Paperblade> We could just rename Maxime Harold and use his face 1000 times

In response to me posting old quotes from some gamefaqs user who was hyping Shiida:

<IOS> "This is the only time I will support a sniper as a high tier. Shiida as a sniper should be on high tier. Trust me, I used it on H5 in 5 different run thoughs with ridiculous results. Try it on one of your H5 run throughs. Train her first by using up her winged spear, then change her into an archer. lvl up her bow skill by milking 0 dmgs on the knight boss in the sedgar chapter. Then promoter her from peg -> draco. Then change back. Shiida's 20/20 vs marth's max 30 is what I base what I proposed upon. Shiida can reach 20/20 the fastest, even faster than my bart on a berserker (his growth rate on a berserker is rigged I think, reached 30 str before 20/16 on over 4 of my playthroughs). As a sniper, shiida is expected to have more hp, at 43 vs marth's 41. She has exact same amount of defense at 12.8. Res of 3 vs marth's res of .58. Which of the above stats make marth more durable than shiida. She has a far better dodge on top of that, so please explain".

<BBLader1> is this user Roger or something
<BBLader1> he has a pretty scary Shiida fetish
<BBLader1> Sorry, Colonel
<BBLader1> If I made the connection earlier, I would have asked him for his autograph

{ 02:50:44 AM } <@FE3_Player> Because the Again staff is the coolest Staff ever in the FE series.
{ 02:52:33 AM } <&Priscilla> again is basically a dancer staff?
{ 02:52:48 AM } <@FE3_Player> It's the entire Grease Movie.
{ 02:52:51 AM } <@FE3_Player> That's how good it is.

i enjoyed this moment on so many levels

I dunno how to do time so here!

* Soul (~d8f93337@819FB4AE.FFC3FF56.BB64678C.IP) has joined #feto
<Soul> u guys are boring
* Soul (~d8f93337@819FB4AE.FFC3FF56.BB64678C.IP) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)

{ 11:20:01 AM } <&Colonel_M> Shiida's opportunity cost is giving the entire army an STD

[21:14] <BBLade> Marcus is just #1 the end
[21:14] <FE3_Player> I DON'T BUY INTO MARCUS HYPE, THAT IS WRONG
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[21:14] =-= Mode #feto +ao Colonel_M Colonel_M by ChanServ
[21:15] <Colonel_M> AND THEN THEY ALL ARGUED

<Red_Fox> even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly

More on the WTF side, but I guess some may find it funny

<@Cheetah7071> and honestly, how many bosskillers do you need?
<@Paperblade> 2
<@Cheetah7071> asvel and olwen
<@Cheetah7071> done
<@Paperblade> 1 for regular use, and another for when they're fatigued
<@Cheetah7071> well
<@Cheetah7071> olwen has hit issues
<@Paperblade> You spelled Othin wrong
<@Paperblade> PUGIIIIIIIII

<@SevenDeadlySins> "ok ipl, i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt"
<@SevenDeadlySins> "on a scale of 1-10..."
<&Shiida> hahahaha
<&Shiida> the scale
<&Shiida> rofl
<@SevenDeadlySins> "how old is your girlfriend"

{ 20:22:35 PM } <&Shiida> why isnt canas better than this
{ 20:22:39 PM } <&Shiida> he has a goddamn MONOCLE
{ 20:22:39 PM } <@Fishin> i agree
{ 20:22:40 PM } <@FE3_Player> It's not the monocle on the outside that counts. It's the monocle on the inside.

<@FE3_Player> We forge more Wt onto weapons, because if you watch Dragon Ball Z they use heavy weights to train to become stronger, so if you give Roshe a +10 Wt weapon, he'll learn to overcome gravity and get more speed level ups.